poor things. However did you survive this long with such terrific luck? Or, rather, lack of. Never fear, what's left of the maggoty Big Apple; you'll find that things are about to get MUCH better. All it takes is a little optimism, which I thankfully have much to spare for those of you going without or are too down-and-out to make ends meet.
By the by, have any of you met my friend Har~vey yet? If you haven't already (and that would be very difficult to believe) I insist that you make the effort to. Such a well-read, intelligent man, Harvey is. But he isn't the social type, so help a district attorney out, eh?